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well let's get the embarrassing stuff out of the way first: actually there's only one thing and i don't even know why i'm embarrassed about it. last week i washed my clothes and hung them out to dry. i guess i took down a shirt too soon and it was a little damp. later when i pulled it out it had little flecks of mold on it... fairly disgusting. i, of course, threw it out, but still, it makes me wonder how much mold is floating around my apartment. also embarrassing: i started buying fisher party mix from my grocery store because it is the only way to get pretzels in this country. alas it also has cheetos, these super dry pieces of rye bread and some sort of multigrain bread thingies. now i'm not a fan of the last two, but cheetos have never really struck a chord with me either. i like the taste but never really liked how they got my hand all crusty yellow. so here comes the embarrassing part. if you could somehow look into my room right now, you might see me watching tv while i thoughtfully pick out pretzels and cheetos from a can with chopsticks. talk about bastardizing the culture...
to change gears completely: yesterday i bought a microwave. i don't really cook for myself anymore, but i've been having a hankering for popcorn. so i bought an 89,000W microwave to make popcorn. ah well, i figure it'll even out. anyway i got it at a store right by where i work at around rush hour. having bought it, and looking out on to the gridlocked street, i realized that the 2,000W cab ride to my place would take 30 minutes and cost well over 10,000W, i decided to walk. the box itself was only about 40 lbs, 50 at most, but it was fairly large and not easy to carry. the surface area had to be more than the trunk of my body and basically doubled the amount of room i took up walking down the street (it was for this reason that i decided not to try the subway). you would be amazed at how many people thought the "get out of my way, foreigner" rule was still in effect. on the street i am usually the most deferential person alive (on the subways, however, i am a mass of unapologetic elbows, knees, hip bumps, and shoulders)... not yesterday, and there's about a mile and half swath of heretofore preoccupied koreans wondering if all americans are such jack-asses to prove it.
needless to say, it was a long trip. although it did lead me to the conclusion that most people have got exercise all wrong. most people either lift really heavy things a lot, or go a long way. yesterday taught me that the best way might be to carry something thing big, awkward, and kinda heavy a medium distance. good lord! i feel like a vindictive baker spent all of last night pressing her rolling pin up and down my body, then letting her friend the butcher got at my muscle with a meat tenderizer.
the worst part was i never seemed to get closer to home. i can't believe how fast my arms started to give out, and you've never seen someone switch positions and hold on a box! it turned out to be a cruel, muscle aching version of one of those zeno paradoxes. you remember from 10 grade math: if you go at a constant speed over a distance, you'll never get to the end of that distance if you keep breaking up the journey into halves: 1/2+1/4+1/8+1/16+1/32+...+1/n almost equals 1 but never quite. now i know you'll say that sigma equation in calculus that adds up infinite sequences tells us that, in fact, equals 1. but when you are carrying a big ass microwave and keep having to stop halfway home because you're arms start getting tired more and more quickly. make it half way home, stop, rest, repeat. zeno would have been proud... until i actually did make it home, then he probably would have said i failed to understand the basic principles of the paradox...tool

i am actually giddy

happy, so happy! today i got my new schedule for the next semester. now the only real reason i resigned with my school was because they promised better hours, better pay, a month off, yada yada yada... but in the back of my head i always kinda expected the worse. but today, i got the new schedule, and it is exactly what it is supposed to be: 9:00 - 4:40 every day. every day. if i could show you the smile i had on my face when i saw it. and i get an hour off every day to prep for the night classes or run errands or actually try drawing again. i haven't had time to make a new sketch this whole last month. it's not all cupcakes and sugar mamas, though, i guess i have to start eating lunch with the kids now... it'll suck to miss out on that crucial 30 minutes of adult time everyday, but i'll live... ya'know, unless i start to choke and the kids aren't strong enough or have long enough arms for the heimlich. ohh, plus no more boring kid for the tutor. of course that means i bought the seeker, the dark is rising for nothing.
plus, all the people i have grown to like at work are leaving for greener pastures, leaving the people i'm at best ambivalent about. ugh, i hope the new group of teachers getting in this weekend rock, at least a little.
what else? um, my self improvement plan need a restart. on monday, i'll have to start playing guitar, sketching, working out, cooking for myself, and learning korean all over again. after all, i only have at least 13 more months here in korea. if i do stay another year, it will definitely have to be out of the city. po-hang, busan, jeju- i hear you calling me... you just have to wait 13 months... of course if i move to anyone those places, i really will have to learn at least a 2nd grader level of korean.
that's about all from this side of the pacific, i'll try to make sure to do more than 2 posts a month from now on
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hey, i got a new link to show off and some new pictures. i'll be making a real post soon enough, but i am tired of working on the computer right now. besides, i don't want to distract you from my sketches- i know, i know: everybody has friends that can draw better than that with their eyes closed- i do as well. but, i have only just recently begun to be able to draw above a second grade level. now i just have to learn not to be so wobbly with my pencil... oh and become a rich artist... though even talented artists have a hard time doing that...